Hello Everyone,

 Check out these two Awesome parties going on:

Mike Rosengren’s and Mike WiZorick’s Double-The- Fun       B-Day Bash on Friday Sept. 28th at:

Grand Central

(773) 832-4000
950 W Wrightwood Ave
Chicago, IL 

 $30 all u can drink from     10-1am (No Cover, Top Shelf drinks, and Shots included). 

Then Join us on:

Saturday October 6th for The Boozen.com Promo Party-  Celebrate Rosario Marino- Successful Pizza Entrepreneur and Mike Colianne, aka Frank the Tank for a B-Day Bash you won’t want to miss at:

Ontourage

(312) 573-1470
 157 W Ontario St,                                                               Chicago IL

For $50 you get exclusive access to VIP with a Private Deejay and Comfort Seating, No cover, 10 drink tickets that you can use until 5 am (Top Shelf Drinks), and Open Bar from 9pm-10pm ( Open bar Free for everyone who shows)   Tickets can be split, but a $10.00 VIP charge will be added to one person.   If you don’t want the drink special VIP will be $10.00.    SAY “BOOZEN” at the door.

Hope to see Ya!!

Remember Don’t be a Loozer Be a Boozer!!! 

Questions Call: Gino 630-742-5843

I knew it was going to happen, but we just didn’t know when. Here it is! Men’s answer to Maxine.

MAX

Men strike back!
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It’s one of those “evolutionary things” that allows
Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with “A man once told me…”
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How do you fix a woman’s watch?
You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can’t shut up long enough to
Build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He’ll shut up once you let him in.
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What’s worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won’t do what she’s told
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I married Miss Right.
I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90%.
It’s called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and to the select few women who can handle the truth!

AND MAXINE SAYS…..! Wipe your mouth there is still a tiny bit of bull shit around your lips!