boozen gives “Beer Feast” two beer mugs up

Get eer done, if she is easy get err done twice

Boozen salutes the gators fantastic job. Great season

Steve is this guy I lived with, I asked him what he did this weekend. He replied; I can’t go to Aqua. I asked him why? Steve tells me he did the “sprinkler,” funniest shit ever; right on the dance floor. New Boozen definition. SPRINKLER….. “To piss in spirts on a dance floor.” not a very wise move, Boozen estimates the following occurrences could happen.

1. Drunk in public.

2. Exposing yourself in public.

3. Get beat up by large man, you just pissed on.

4. Get slapped by the girl you came with.

5. Go home with some lady who enjoys urination.

6. Bouncers come throw you out and you go home alone.

All are not good.

So Boozen highly recommends that Steve and any future Pissers keep it in your pants until you reach a restroom or secluded part of the parking lot.

“We May Not Know The Question, But we definitely know the answer.”

DRINK!

Beer Before Liqour Never Been Sicker.

Liqour Before Beer Your in the Clear!